Tuesday, September 19, 2006

It's a Crazy World...Somebody Should Sell Tickets


Are you guys watching these protests over the comments made by the Pope? The whole situation is just dripping with irony. Here is an article I wrote about it:


Fighting Fire with Fire

Muslims around the world react violently to Pope’s claims that Muslims are violent

By Scott Brown

An effigy of the Pope burns in the public square of Srinagar, India.

Thousands congregate in front of the Vatican Embassy in Jakarta, India chanting “Death to the Pope!”

An al Queda-linked group gathers in Cairo, Egypt waving a statement warning Pope Benedict XVI that he and the West are “doomed.”

Similar scenes swept across the Muslim world Monday, as the fire of rage continued to grow over statements made by the Pope in a speech last week. His comments, which some claim label Muslims as a war-loving and violent people, were made at a forum seeking to build a bridge between Christianity and Islam. Instead, the speech has served to widened the gap between the faiths, outraging millions within the Muslim population.

“I hate the Pope!” commented Mehmet Aydin, an attendee of a protest outside of Basra, Iraq. “I hate the Pope and his mother for having him and her mother for having her.”

“I would love to drive a hot poker into his eyes,” Aydin explained, “and I wouldn’t jab it in all quick-like as some people I know do. No… I would go very slowly so that each inch of the poker reminded him of each lifetime he will spend burning in eternal hell.”

Aydin’s comments reflect the general feeling towards the Pope among those in attendance at the demonstrations. Protestors cannot understand why the Pope, the highest leader of the Vatican, would use his power to express such inflammatory and unfounded ideas.

“When the Pope says that Muslims are violent people, it makes me want to kill him!” screamed Aydin as he paused to shoot a round from his semi-automatic rifle into the air, “We are a peaceful people. We abhor violence. I don’t even own a security system!”

The Vatican sought to quell the growing protests Tuesday, when it issued transcripts of the Pope’s speech. The transcript reveals that the Pope was quoting 14th century Byzantine emperor Manuel II Paleologus. The quote reads: “Show me just what Muhammad brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached.”

Rather than endorse the quote, the Pope instead used it as an example of the need of the faiths to learn from the past mistakes by seeking to avoid holy wars.

“The lessons of the past must help us to avoid repeating the same mistakes,” the Pope said. “We must seek paths of reconciliation and learn to live with respect for each other's identity.”

Such revelations, at first glance, should help calm the Muslim unrest. Protestors such as Sinjay Rathkam, however, see through the Pope’s comments with an amazingly perceptive eye.

“He said our Prophet Muhammad was a terrorist and that he used a sword,” said Rathkam. “He also said that Muhammad was a homosexual and that he was a communist and that he was a sex offender.”

“The idea that the Pope is trying to spread, that Muhammad was some sort of sword-wielding warrior, is pure Christian propaganda,” he said.

When reminded that Muhammad did in fact carry a sword and lead multiple groups into battle against groups he termed “infidels” Rathkam was quick to counter.

“There weren’t even such things as swords when Muhammad was alive,” he said.

The current protests are reminiscent of those seen last year when a caricature of the Muslim prophet Muhammad sparked worldwide outrage. Many of the demonstrators see it as a growing trend of disrespect towards the Muslim faith.

“That whole cartoon of the Prophet really pissed me off,” yelled Rahim Soharim as he danced around a burning stuffed Pope that he and his friend made. “I mean, to disrespect a leader like that is so completely out of bounds.”

“But then the Pope comes out and basically claims that Muhammad’s teachings propagate holy war and that…. that’s just crazy,” he said.

“I drew a picture of the Pope to help release some of my anger. It is of him burning in Hell and you can see my hand on the right side of the picture holding a stick with the Pope’s tongue attached to it.”

Soharim’s drawing is symbolic of the feelings of each of the protestors. They just want the world to understand that they are peaceful people who try to avoid violence. They will topple as many churches, burn as many Pope effigies, and kill as many nuns as is necessary to get that message out.

My Summer Vacation



Sorry I have been gone for so long. I have been out hunting stingrays. But I am back and I finally have some new posts. Below is an addition/combination I made to two local news articles. In order to fully understand my article, you really need to read the articles linked below. They are both short and worth reading.

http://deseretnews.com/dn/view/0,1249,640199335,00.html
http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=148&sid=397534

Ok, now you may proceed.


The paragraphs that didn't make it into the newspaper...


Meritorious Scout earns 121 badges (cont.)

And a whole bunch of new friends in the process

By Scott Brown

(cont.)…Dallin says that his favorite merit badge was the “working it undercover” merit badge where he was able to participate in a sting operation to crack down on gay sex in public parks.

"As first I wasn't so sure about walking alone through the park wearing a leather vest and some chaps with nothing underneath," Dallin said, "but the police told me that was the only way I could earn my merit badge."

Dallin's apprehension soon turned to excitement, however, when he found that many of the friends he made in the park shared similar interests with him.

"Whenever I try to talk to my dad about Dance Dance Revolution, it's like he just zones out and stops listening," Dallin said. “He always seems to have something else come up on the days of my tournaments."

"But these guys are all the same age as my dad and they love DDR. Big groups always form whenever I start dancing and they never take their eyes off of me. It is a little uncomfortable in the chaps, but I also don't get as hot."

For Dallin, all his work paid off, but he will be the first to tell you it wasn't easy.

"It was hard. It was really hard." he said, "but after awhile, you don't even realize you are working anymore and you actually start to like it."

Dallin has more than just a merit badge to remind him of his time in the park.

"The merit badge is great, but that is way down my list of cool things I got. My new friend Bryan gave me a Barbara Streisand greatest hits cd, Frank gave me a wonderful pants suit, and JD gave me his phone number."

For Dallin, the Boy Scout motto "Be Prepared" has always been something he has tried to follow. His time in the park, however, was full of new and exciting surprises.

"This experience has opened a whole new world to me. I had a lot of guy friends before, but not like this. This is definitely different."